Tuesday, October 30, 2012

GAME OF WEREWOLVES (Review) - Toronto After Dark

GAME OF WEREWOLVES (2011)

*Toronto Premiere*

review by AARON ALLEN 

Directed by Juan Martinez Moreno
Starring: Carlos Areces, Secun de la Rose, Gorka Otxoa
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There's only one curse worse than the curse of the werewolf: the curse of unfulfilled expectations

Of all the films I was most looking forward to at Toronto After Dark 2012, Game of Werewolves was at the top of my list. Promising practical werewolf makeup, an exotic Spanish locale, and a mixture of horror and comedy, Game of Werewolves actually turned out to be a hit-or-miss game of cinematic musical chairs that never finds a firm seat in the horror, comedy, or action genre.

After an intriguing animated opening sequence explaining how the rural village of Galicia, Spain was doomed by a werewolf curse for 100 years, we are introduced to Tomás (Gorka Otxoa), a writer looking to return to his roots in Galicia and write his next novel. Unbeknownst to him, the locals who are planning to throw Tomás a hometown hero's welcome have sinister ulterior motives. After a series of bumbling mistakes, Tomás, his shady agent Mario (Secun de la Rosa), and Tomás's childhood friend Calisto (Carlos Areces) accidentally release a howling, murderous beast into the village. Then things get really hairy when Tomas and friends attempt to break the curse but only make things worse.

He cut himself shaving.
I have a real soft spot for the aesthetics of Spanish werewolves, especially the ones played by legendary Spanish horror actor Paul Naschy. While I prefer my North American werewolves to look as wolf-like as possible, I have a great fondness for the "Big Foot" werewolf of Spain: a man in a big hairy monster suit with more or less human features. Game of Werewolves certainly brings all the wolf I was looking for, packing the screen with an army of shaggy lycanthropes brought to life via the magic of practical makeup FX.

Imagine the smell of all that burned hair.
Unfortunately, Game of Werewolves wastes its werewolves. Aside from standing around snarling into the camera, these creatures really don't do much to threaten the heroes, and they're about as easy to kill as zombies. One or two well-placed shots from a pistol or shotgun are enough to bring down one of these hairy marauders. It seems a real shame to put so much effort into creating some great looking beasts and not give them much to do except jump around (on the assistance of wires) and die.

The Fearless Werewolf Killers
Worst of all, Game of Werewolves neither commits to its horror nor its humour elements, so it feels consistently half-finished. Except for an outrageous scene involving a severed finger, the jokes left me either lukewarm or completely cold. Perhaps the flavor is all in the language and something is lost in translation. Then again, except for one or two creepy moments early in the movie before the frame explodes with werewolves, Game of Werewolves is rarely scary -- and fear is an international language. Game of Werewolves tries to do lot of everything and ends up giving not much of anything. North America has been unable to produce a werewolf movie to satisfy me since Gingersnaps, and I had high hopes that Game of Werewolves would finally scratch the itch I've had for a good werewolf picture. Looks like I'll have to keep hunting.

Does anyone remember where we parked?
Game of Werewolves should be praised for its makeup effects, but it failed to satisfy this reviewer's hunger for the wolf.

Friday, October 26, 2012

THE DEAD WALK TOMORROW - RAIN OR SHINE

Tomorrow is the 2012 Hamilton Zombie Walk! Rain or shine, the Hamilton Horde will shamble through the streets from GORE PARK to BAYFRONT PARK in search of brains while raising food donations in support of the Hamilton Dream Center.

Pre-Walk

FREE MAKEUP (ages 12+) @ Central Library (11:30am - 1:00pm)

The Walk

START: GORE PARK @ 2pm

END: BAYFRONT PARK @ 3pm (approx.)

PUBLIC ZOMBIE WEDDING @ Bayfront Park (3:15pm-3:45pm)

Witness the zombie wedding of Horror in the Hammer's Aaron Allen and Tina Hall. Aaron (incoming director of Horror in the Hammer) will be marrying his amazing girlfriend Tina as any true horror fan would: in a blood-soaked zombie ceremony. All are invited to witness the ceremony at Bayfront Park wearing your best and bloodiest!

Post-Walk

FREE MOVIE: Zombieland (ages 14-19) @ Central Library. 4:30pm-6:00pm.

FREE ZOMBIE WALK AFTER PARTY (19+) @ This Ain't Hollywood. 6 - 9pm (345 James Street North).
- Free performance by THE nOBLE SAVAGES
- Raffle Prizes and Costume Contest!
- DJ Rufus Flypaper spinning Horror Records
BANDS (19+) @ This Ain't Hollywood. 6 - 9pm (345 James Street North).
- COVER: $10 for humans. $6 for zombies.
- The Poisoned Aeros with Jumple and Krypcreeper
 

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Hamilton Zombie Walk Videos

The 2012 Hamilton Zombie Walk (Oct 27) is quickly approaching (well -- as quick as zombies can move, that is). Before you know it, the streets of Hamilton will be overflowing with the undead!

Whether you're a regular at the Hamilton Zombie Walk or thinking of making this year your first time, check out these videos from past walks to get you in the zombie mood or give you some costume ideas for this year's epic zombie crawl.









Friday, October 19, 2012

GRABBERS (Review) - Toronto After Dark

GRABBERS (2012)

*Toronto Premiere*

review by AARON ALLEN 

Directed by John Wight
Starring: Richard Coyle, Ruth Bradley, Russell Tovey
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There are plenty of excuses in this life to get stinking drunk.

Divorce, for example. Bereavement, for another. College, of course. But how about getting completely shitfaced to increase your chances of surviving an attack from blood-thirsty tentacle monsters? Bet you didn’t see that one coming.

In Grabbers (from Irish director John Wright and Irish writer Kevin Lehane), the small fishing village of Erin Island suddenly finds itself under attack by squid-like alien creatures. These blood-thirsty creatures emerge from the sea and attack with whip-sharp barbed tongues that pierce their victims and suck them dry. They thrive on blood and water, but have one fatal weakness: a severe allergy to alcohol. To save their own lives, the isolated residents of Erin Island must do serious damage to their livers as they pound back the beers and the liquor in hopes of staying out of the slimy grasp of the grabbers!

Not yer average catch o'the mornin'
In tone, Grabbers pulls much of its influence from monster and critter films like Tremors with more than a little Gremlins and Jaws thrown into the mix, but its distinctive Irish setting and memorable cast of oddball characters does for monster movies what Shaun of the Dead did for zombies: elevate a relatively tired genre to a place of sharp comedy without losing sight of the scares thanks to its European wit and raucous combination of the horrific and the hilarious.

It's quite a whale of a tale. (forgive me)
While the monsters take most of the spotlight, Grabbers is supported by a wonderful cast of characters led by Ciaran (Richard Coyle), an alcoholic local cop, and Lisa (the ever-so-funny and gorgeous Ruth Bradley), his new straight-laced partner. Along with the town’s lovable old coot (Lalor Roddy), the local marine ecologist (a brilliant turn by Russell Tovey from the UK Being Human), Ciaran and Lisa follow the predictable monster movie formula, even finding the perquisite odd couple romance we’ve seen time and time again. However, while hitting every monster movie cliche imaginable, Grabbers embraces the B-movie structure but gives it a good spit and polish with some genius ideas and fresh gags. Grabbers plays its humor straight as an arrow that hits the mark each time, with rising hilarity as the film goes on. While never winking to the audience or taking itself too seriously, Grabbers is a near-perfect blend of horror and comedy. It's neither too gory nor too silly but is, instead, full of Irish flavour (the scenery is breathtaking) and never veers into the cheese-ball world of excessive Irish stereotyping of which American cinema is guilty (faith and begorrah!).

The most hilarious monster-fighting arsenal ever assembled
Accomplished special effects and CGI creature design round out this wonderful twist on the monster movie formula. A joyous B-movie with something for everyone, Grabbers was overwhelmingly cheered by the crowd in attendance at The Bloor Hot Docs Cinema for the opening night of Toronto After Dark. I wouldn't be surprised if it were a strong contender for best picture of the festival. Charming as feck, Grabbers had its Toronto audience hook, line, and sinker.

Just wait until Grabbers gets ahold of you!

Thursday, October 18, 2012

TONIGHT: GRABBERS and AMERICAN MARY Open Toronto After Dark 2012

It's that time of year again when it's good to have no life because you'll have all the time in the world to see ever single one of the awesome horror, sci-fi, action, and cult movies in store for you at the 2012 Toronto After Dark Film Festival (Oct 18-26).
  
Returning to the newly christined Bloor Hot Docs Cinema (506 Bloor Street W), Toronto After Dark begins today with a gala opening night screening of blood and monsters.

The night begins with the Toronto Premiere of the Irish monster film GRABBERS.



SHOWTIME: Oct 18, 6.45 PM at Bloor Cinema (506 Bloor Street W)
Door Tickets from: 5.15pm
Seating from: 6.15pm. 
TICKETS: $14 Regular, $24 Double Feature Ticket with AMERICAN MARY at 9.45 pm.

In Grabbers, a horror comedy from director Jon Wright (Tormented), a sea-side town is besieged by tentacled aquatic beasties with an allergy to alcohol, so the only way to stay off their menu is to drink, drink, and drink some more. 

From possibly alien monstrosities to the freaky world of blackmarket body modification, Toronto After Dark welcomes you to the Canadian Premiere of the new film by the infamous Soska Sisters: AMERICAN MARY


SHOWTIME: Oct 18, 9:45 PM at Bloor Cinema (506 Bloor Street W)
Door Tickets from: 5.15pm, Seating from: 9.15pm. 
TICKETS: $14 Regular, $24 Double Feature with GRABBERS - OPENING GALA FILM at 6.45 pm.

Sister directing team Jen & Sylvia Soska (Dead Hooker in a Trunk) return with American Mary in which a disillusioned medical student (Katherine Isabelle of Ginger Snaps) decides to ply her trade in the shady underworld of unregulated surgeries and body modification. How can the results be anything but bloody and horrifying?

For full festival schedule information and advanced tickets for future films, visit www.torontoafterdark.com

Monday, October 15, 2012

HAMILTON ZOMBIE WALK (Oct 27, 2012)

The 6th annual Hamilton Zombie Walk will invade the streets of Hamilton on October 27, 2012. 

The Hamilton Zombie Walk and Charity Food Drive will begin at 2:00pm at Gore Park and end at Bayfront Park where Horror in the Hammer members Tina and Aaron will be having a short, public zombie wedding. 
 Event is rain or shine, and please bring a nonperishable food donation for charity.

For full event details, visit HAMILTONZOMBIEWALK.COM


Join the official 2012 Facebook event page
Join the Facebook group
Follow @HamZombieWalk 

And don't forget about our spook-tacular 19+ parties at This Ain't Hollywood (345 James Street North).


Thursday, October 11, 2012

Halloween Was Better When I Was a Kid

Of course, this could be nostalgia talking here, but with Halloween coming up, I can't help but think that Halloween was better when I was a kid in the 1980s and early-mid 1990s. Oh shit, I just dated myself.

Want proof? Check out this collection of Halloween commercials from the 1980s to the mid-1990s. Where do you see Halloween commercials like these nowadays?












You know, I don't really believe that Halloween was better. I just wanted an excuse to post these commercials.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

2012 HAMILTON ZOMBIE WALK POSTER

We just put the finishing touches on our 2012 Hamilton Zombie Walk poster. Designed by Darlene MacNeil.


And don't forget about our spook-tacular 19+ parties at This Ain't Hollywood (345 James Street North).


Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Hamilton Central Library - Our Official Zombification Station

The Hamilton Zombie Walk has partnered with the Hamilton Central Library to make the Hamilton Central Library your official zombification station!

 

On the day of the Hamilton Zombie Walk (October 27), kids from ages 12+ can come get free makeup at the Central Library between 11:30am and 1:00pm.

After the walk, don’t miss the post-zombie movie screening of Zombieland in the Hamilton Room at the Central Library at 4 p.m. Open for ages 14 to 19.

And it's all FREE!

Location: Central Library
55 York Boulevard
Hamilton , Ontario
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