Thursday, December 15, 2011

January Screening DEAR GOD NO! & Trash for VHS Throwback and Trade Night


January 6th, 2012
27 Dundurn St N, Staircase Theater
8pm Still only $5!

What happens this month at Fright Night Theater will make you scream DEAR GOD NO!! Join us January 6th for the party event to start your year off right! This night we will be showing our fondness for film with VHS throwback films and be hosting for Jennifer Emily's birthday party! VHS Swap Night will also be on this month!



Friday January 6th, 8pm and still only $5. Sponsors include TWISTED T'S who were generous enough to give us some killer swag that will be raffled away (They also sponsored the Hamilton Zombie Walk 2011). WE HAVE BOOKED THE MAIN THEATER! Thank you to Wright Designs for his sponsorship and we still need a few more. Still accepting sponsors to see if we can get the bigger (and licensed) theater of the Staircase, email us if that's you!



DEAR GOD NO! A brand new biker/horror/sexploitation feature written & directed by exploitation aficionado James Anthony Bickert. Shot entirely on SUPER 16MM Fuji film and using equipment from the era, DEAR GOD NO! is a drive-in & grindhouse lovers dream. After completing it's Ontario tour both in Toronto and London, Hamilton is very excited to bring in the party movie of the year to you!

Synopsis:
Outlaw motorcycle gang The Impalers tri-state rape and murder spree ended in a bloody massacre with rival club Satan's Own. The surviving members sought refuge in a secluded cabin deep in the North Georgia mountains. What first must of seemed like easy prey for a home invasion, became a living nightmare of depravity and violence. A young innocent girl being held captive may hold the key to the twisted secrets locked in the basement and the killing machine feasting on human flesh in the forest outside.

TRASH: A cheesy horror short acting as a throwback to 80's and 90's shot-on-video horror films by Candle Flame Films. What starts out as seemingly harmless pranks on a suburban teenage boy spiral into crimson chaos.

Show you VHS Love and come by Fright Night to Hamilton's only screening of the films!

Thursday, December 1, 2011

This Friday, Indie Cinema Lives in Hamilton! ABSENTIA





















Horror in the Hammer is proud to present ABSENTIA. Fright Night Theater only $5!!

25 Dundurn St N. BESIDE the Staircase Theater Friday December 2nd. Come down to the Indie Theater to see this genuinely creepy thriller .

Synopsis: Tricia's husband has been missing for seven years. Her younger sister Callie comes to live with her as the pressure mounts to finally declare him 'dead in absentia.' As Tricia sifts through the wreckage and tries to move on with her life, Callie finds herself drawn to an ominous tunnel near the house. As she begins to link it to other mysterious disappearances, it becomes clear that his presumed death might be anything but 'natural.' Soon it becomes clear that the ancient force at work in the tunnel might have set its sights on Callie and Tricia ... and that Tricia's husband might be suffering a fate far worse than death in its grasp.


Production: "Absentia" is the inaugural feature film of Fallback Plan Productions, co-founded by Morgan Peter Brown and Justin Gordon. Initial funding for the project was achieved through an ambitious (and hugely popular) Kickstarter.com campaign, in which the film raised 156% of its stated $15,000 goal in 30 days.
After private investors stepped in to fully fund the project, the film went into production in June, 2010 and shot for 15 days in Glendale, Los Angeles, and Orange County, CA.
Principal photography was conducted with the Canon 5d Mii, and the movie was edited on Final Cut Pro 7.


Awards:
BEST HORROR FEATURE - Shriekfest
BEST OF FESTIVAL (Feature Film) - Sacramento Horror Film Festival
BEST FEATURE FILM - Maelstrom Int'l Fantastic Film Festival
FIRST PLACE - Rhode Island Int'l Horror Film Festival
BEST HORROR FEATURE - Freak Show Horror Film Festival
BEST HORROR FEATURE - Phoenix Film Festival
BEST NARRATIVE FEATURE - Sonoma Int'l Film Festival
BEST HORROR FEATURE - Shockerfest
BEST HORROR FEATURE - Buffalo Screams Horror Film Festival
BEST DIRECTOR - Buffalo Screams Horror Film Festival
BEST SCREENPLAY - Buffalo Screams Horror Film Festival
BEST SCREENPLAY - New Orleans Horror Film Festival
BEST THRILL AWARD - Thriller! Chiller!
DIRECTOR'S CHOICE AWARD - A Night of Horror, Sydney Australia
BEST FEATURE - Tabloid Witch Awards
BEST ACTRESS (Courtney Bell & Katie Parker) - Tabloid Witch Awards
BEST ACTOR (Dave Levine) - Tabloid Witch Awards
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR (Morgan Peter Brown) - Tabloid Witch Awards


Come down and join us for the only Hamilton Screening! Fright Night is proud to present this indie gem and continue to support independent cinema from all over the world! Would you like to submit? Features and shorts accepted at artgreenproductions@gmail.com


Trailer:

http://youtu.be/hEpk6mcunsE

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Fright Night Theater Presents: Absentia & Microcinema Friday December 2nd @ Staircase Theatre

There are far worse fates than death...

That's right fiends, another Friday! December 2nd. Indie Theater (beside the Staircase Theatre) located at 25 Dundurn St N. Snacks and drinks will be available. Still only $5! Show time 8pm

Short Film: MICROCINEMA
Harvest Tide Productions LLC is proud to announce the release of “Microcinema – Improvisation Can Be A Killer,” a horror short starring Alex Lewis and Aurora Grabill and written and directed by Skip Shea.“Microcinema” is the story of Peter Martell, a highly educated well-to-do young man with a lot of free time on his hands. He spends this time watching snuff films. One day he makes the bold decision to cross the line from observer to participant, aspiring to bring a philosophical element to his own kind of snuff films. Ready to go to work, he tracks his first victim into a haunted New England woods, where the line between participant and observer takes a different turn.

On Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchmicrocinema

Feature Film: ABSENTIA
A new vision of horror from "Oculus" director Mike Flanagan, "Absentia" tells the story of two sisters who begin to link an ominous tunnel to a series of mysterious disappearances. Summary: Tricia's husband has been missing for seven years. Her younger sister Callie comes to live with her as the pressure mounts to finally declare him "dead in absentia." As Tricia sifts through the wreckage and tries to move on with her life, Callie finds herself drawn to an ominous tunnel near the house. As she begins to link it to other mysterious disappearances, it becomes clear that his presumed death might be anything but "natural."The film is currently in circulation with high critical acclaim! Some of their awards are for best sound, best sctor and supporting actor, best feature and more.

Find more at:Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/AbsentiaMovie
http://www.absentiamovie.com/

Facebook event:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=196902160387746

See the Toronto After Dark Film Fest 2011 Trailer for Absentia:
http://youtu.be/ZkwJJ0gZDUM

We are always accepting feature length and short submissions! Email artgreenproductions@gmail.com with the details.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Ten Horror Comedies That Every Fan Should See by: Ted "Ritualistic" Brown


My two favorite movie genres are Horror and Comedy, so whenever the two get blended into a nice little package of laughs and screams it makes me smile. First off I want to make clear that these are not what I consider to be the best of the best and need to mention they are in no certain order either. There are tons of classics that are not on this short list and mainly because I felt they were known by basically everyone who hasn't been living under a rock and ten is a very small number but I have not forgot about awesome films such as "Shaun of The Dead", "Scary Movie 1 & 2", and the holy grail of horror comedy films the "Evil Dead" trilogy.


01. An overstressed suburbanite and his neighbors struggle to prove their paranoid theory that the new family in town is a front for a cannibalistic cult in the 1989 classic "The Burbs" starring such big names as Tom Hanks, Carrie Fisher, and Corey Feldman. This is flick has always fallen securely into my comfort zone, and whenever I need a pick me up there's a good chance I will toss on "The Burbs" for some laughs. This by far my favorite Tom Hanks film, and believe "The Burbs" to be a perfect example of how to blend horror and comedy seamlessly.






02. Seventeen year old stoner Anton Tobias (Devon Sawa) wakes up one Halloween morning to discover that both of his parents have been murdered. Turning to his best buds Mick (Seth Green) and Pnub (Elden Henson) for help he soon discovers that years of being lazy and slacking has caused one of his hands to become possessed by the devil murdering anyone who stands in its way in 1999's "Idle Hands". This is one of my all time personal favorite horror comedies that have ever been created. As a big fan of basically everyone involved it was a no brainer when it came to adding it to the list. And who can forget the debut of Jessica Alba as the punk rock girl next door.




03. Alien brain parasites that enter through a mouth start turning their hosts into a killer zombies in the Fred Dekker's 1986 masterpiece "Night of the Creeps". If you have by some chance never seen this flick, do yourself a favor and make it happen and in the very near future, a true classic in the realm of horror comedies. "Night of the Creeps" perfectly blends so many sub-genres into one film its mind blowing, a nice blend of 50's drive in horror, zombies movies, creature features, cheesy cop flicks all rolled up into a package of blood soaked gore and stomach hurting laughs.






04. When two employees at a medical supply warehouse accidentally release a deadly gas into the air, the vapors cause the dead to re-animate in Louisville, Kentucky. Craving one thing and one thing only more braaaiiins in 1985's "The Return of the Living Dead". As you can tell by an earlier article entitled "F*CK! I love Return of the Living Dead", I love this flick. It's not only one of my favorite zombie films but also horror comedies, and is a sure win if you are looking for something retro and fun to watch with some friends.






05. A small, sleepy Utah town gets an undead wake-up call when all of the townspeople of Mormon faith suddenly transform into flesh-eating ghouls! Now, a group of 'non-believers' unaffected by the mysterious epidemic must band together to survive the night and answer the burning question: How do you kill a Mormon zombie? In the 2010's "Book of Zombie". This movie came out of left field for me, but has earned its self a spot on this list. A truly unique take on the zombie sub genre that will leave you laughing your ass off. If you loved 80s gore infused horror comedy then you will have a blast with "Book of Zombie"





06. Roger Cobb (William Katt) is a author who has just separated from his wife, who has just moved into a new house in hopes of working on a novel based on his experiences in the Vietnam War. When strange things start occurring in the house it's not long until it becomes a battle for his very own sanity in 1986's "House". This movie is right up there for me with "Evil Dead", it may be the talking stuffed animal heads but they both had the same feel to me and I love them both. I use to watch this flick every time I got a chance growing up, it use to come on USA's "Up All Night" now and then and would cause me to miss school the next day every time. Pop some popcorn, grab some buds, and sit back and enjoy a true classic.



07. A young man's mother is bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey. She gets sick and dies, at which time she comes back to life as a flesh craving zombie in the 1992 epic gore magnum opus "Dead Alive". This movie was infamous when I was a kid for making many non horror and even a few horror fans truly sick to their stomachs. It had buckets of some of the sickest gore of the era and enough laughs to keep you confused on if you should vomit or snort and giggle yourself into a frenzy. All I'm going to say is zombie on zombie sex one being a GILF go watch it, experience it, become a better person for it.





08. A barrel of radioactive waste is lost out in the woods of a rural community. Some local rednecks find it and use it as part of their still, soon enough everyone who has consumed the liquor starts turning into flesh hungry zombies in the Tromaville classic "Redneck Zombies". Tromaville are the kings of horror comedies and this happens to be one of my personal favorites from them. There are so many memorable moments in this flick you'll be having flashbacks for decades to come. If you loved the Toxic Avenger flicks but are not familiar with Troma beyond that, this would be a great flick to get you hooked on the sick and twisted world of Tromaville.




09. A group of men head to a remote village to help one of their friends get over his divorce; when they get there, though, they discover that all the women have been infected with a virus that makes them man-hating cannibals in 2009s "Doghouse". If you loved "Shaun of the Dead" chances are you will have a good time with "Doghouse", it's one of the better new horror comedies to come along in some time and is highly recommended by myself. While it is a bit of a "dude" movie geared mostly towards the male demographic, I'm sure both sexes can walk away from this one with some good laughs and memories.





10. A young man comes to spend the summer at the remote desert ranch of his father in hopes of repairing their estranged relationship only to find that his father has found himself a young sex bomb who is now living with him. Soon bodies start to pile up and the young man suspects his father has lost his mind and started butchering young ladies, but soon enough he will find out that the killer beyond all the mayhem is closer than he could ever imagine in the 2005 sleaze horror comedy "Pervert!". You know I'm going to keep this one simple here it goes lots of T&A, gore, and a killer penis if you haven't decided to watch it by now there is something wrong with you.





- Ted "Ritualistic" Brown

Sunday, November 14, 2010

F*CK! I Love Return of The Living Dead by: Ted "Ritualistic" Brown

Growing up in nowhere Kentucky much of my time was spent renting random horror films from various mom and pop video stores with my friend Brian. I was never really into sports or the other various social outlets you have pushed down your throat as a child, scouts, etc, so much of my childhood was spent in front of a Television screen and nine out of ten times there would be some sort of horror film being viewed.

Cover art was a huge deciding factor back when I was a kid when it came time to choose horror flicks to watch, without such things as the internet it made keeping up with the best of the best a lot more difficult. The only form of information we had was what we got from various monsters magazines like Fangoria, and the trailers that would be included with each VHS.

I remember the first time I walked past the VHS box for "Return of The Living Dead", by this time in my life I was already really into the punk rock scene, so once my eyes locked onto a group of what appeared to be punk rock zombies I was sold. An already big fan of George Romero and the original dead trilogy, zombies had become a big part of my viewing schedule. Long before it was the in sub-genre I found myself obsessed with zombie culture and would rent every sub-genre film I could get my hands on regardless of where it was from or who made it. When I thank back to those days "Return of the Living Dead" always comes out on top as one of the most important not only zombie films of my horror journey but one of the most important horror films in general.

I love everything about "Return of The Living Dead", from its flawless soundtrack that even to this day I still consider to be the best movie soundtrack ever created, to its beautiful display of good old fashion practical effect driven gore, and who can forget the endless stream of quotable lines from a cast of unforgettable characters.

While other kids knew that Bo knew best, I wanted to be just like Suicide (R.I.P. Mark Venturini 1961–1996) and honestly a lot of my style today can be traced back to the character with just a dash of The Breakfast Club's John Bender (Judd Nelson) for good measure. As a kid who looked up to many of the punk rock greats Suicide had it all, he had a badass rundown ride, wild friends, and who can forget the jaw dropping sexy Trash (Linnea Quigley) by his side. Oh how I use to spend endless hours day dreaming about Linnea Quigley as a young boy, perhaps this is even the reason why I have spent much of my later years chasing after tattooed girls dressed head to toe in black and leather.



"Return of The Living Dead" also had some of the best special effects from the era, I remember just sitting speechless during the first viewing being totally blown away by how awesome the gore and zombies were. The scene with the medical dog cadavers that were split in half started barking is forever burnt into my brain, along with the zombie being tied down on the table and interrogated. This film has so many quotable moments it's ridiculous.

"You think this is a fuckin' costume? This is a way of life." - Suicide

"Send... more... paramedics." - Zombie

"More BRAINS!" - Zombie

"If you love me you'll let me eat your brains" - Freddy

Just to name a few, not to mention the entire conversation I mentioned above with the half zombie female, who informs them that she needs to eat brains to kill the pain of being dead. The conversation between the paramedics and Freddy about their symptoms being those of death also really sticks out in my head as a very memorable and just all around magnificent scene.

All I know is I absolutely love this film, and if by some chance you have never seen it do yourself a favor and go watch it as soon as humanly possible. For me personally this is most defiantly one of my all time favorite horror films and will always find itself on my top ten list safe from ever being bumped off. There are few movies I have watched since "Return of The Living Dead" that have left such a strong impact on me in all the ways it managed to do as a film. Audibly, visually, and mentally it's a total package flick filled with laughs, gore, sexiness, and enough zombie mayhem to satisfy even the most fanatical fan of the reanimated corpses of the dead.

- Ted "Ritualistic" Brown




Friday, November 12, 2010

Dr. Dale's Zombie Dictionary The A-Z Guide To Staying Alive (2010) Book Review by: Ted "Ritualistic" Brown

Do you often find yourself worried about how you would handle yourself during an zombie apocalypse? Are you afraid one day the dead shall reanimate and start eating loved ones like human finger sandwiches? Well then I have just the product for you! Dr Dale's "Zombie Dictionary The A-Z Guide To Staying Alive" will assure the safety of yourself and those who you hold close. Dr Dale will give you a crash course in zombie 101 that you will not soon forget, be prepared and not a victim when the dead come knocking on your door!

With a lot of zombie media flooding the market these days it can be easy to overlook some really cool zombie related material such as, Dr Dale's "Zombie Dictionary The A-Z Guide To Staying Alive" which is must have for any collector of zombie swag, it is filled with tons of information on the flesh eating horde we have all grown to love and also many survival techniques and tips for living as long as possible once the dead rise and start eating the living.

I personally had a blast reading this book and while it is for the sake of humor and there is a lot of humor used within its pages, it also has some really good tips for surviving the zombie onslaught, one of my favorite being the description of a mine that is located in Pennsylvania that would be one of the best places to house a commune of human survivals for an extended period of time. I also absolutely loved the section on your run of the meal human stupidity, warning of such things as not screaming "Hello" randomly after hearing a noise then proceed to walk towards its location screaming "Hello" as to say here I am Mr. Zombie, come feed on my brains it's ok I don't mind.

The art work that is scattered throughout the book, is also really well done and amusing, there were many illustrations that put a smile on my face for a very long time, my personal favorite involving a Kangaroo. A lot of the pictures are so cleaver they would be tattoo worthy, for any of you walking dead fanatics looking for some ideas.

Everything from aardvarks to zoos are covered in this well written and informative book, after you finish Dr. Dale's "Zombie Dictionary the A-Z Guide to Staying Alive" you will be on your way to a PHD in zombie relations and survival studies.

Overall I really enjoyed this book and it truly is the A-Z of everything zombie, this would make a great gift both for the zombie expert in your life or for the aspiring zombie newbie to read for knowledge of the walking dead.

On behalf of The Liberal Dead I give Dr. Dale's "Zombie Dictionary The A-Z Guide To Staying Alive" a well deserved 8 out of 10 and recommend it to any zombie fan as a must read.

8/10



- Ted "Ritualistic" Brown

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