Friday, November 30, 2012

FAMILIAR (Review)

FAMILIAR (2012)
[Short Film]

review by AARON ALLEN

Written and Directed by Richard Powell

Starring Robert Nolan, Astrida Auza, Cathryn Hostick
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Horror -- the best horror -- does not turn our gaze outwards to the things that threaten us in the beyond but rather turns our gaze inwards to confront the inner evils that are all too familiar. 

And this is exactly what writer/director Richard Powell and producer Zach Green do in their latest short Familiar, which screens Saturday, December 1st at the Blood in the Snow Canadian Film Festival. Familiar delivers a tightly-wound exploration of one man's confrontation with his own sinister and paranoid self-narrative that culminates in a gory, physical catharsis that would make Cronenberg proud.


Told through a dark, brooding voice-over and a slowly creeping camera, Familiar introduces us to John Todd, your average family man whose meek silence masks dark, dark thoughts. As John, actor Robert Nolan steals the show in his role as a deeply disturbed husband and father with a potent thousand-mile stare. To say he hates his life is an understatement. Viewing his wife and and daughter as parasitic jailers who have purposely trapped him in a domestic dungeon and crushed his spirit like a dominatrix crushes a testicle, John muses and stews in silence, letting his ego-maniacal paranoia and deluded sense of victimization grow darker,  more misogynistic, and even murderous.


As John's dark impulses compel him to commit ever-worse acts of betrayal, he begins to resist the voice of his "dark passenger," as TV's Dexter would describe it. As he resists the voice in his head, his body begins to rebel and his dark impulses begin to manifest themselves as a tumorous revolt within his own flesh.

From the first frame and first line of dialogue, Familiar is emotionally arresting and psychologically penetrating. With disturbing precision, it taps into a dark stream of consciousness that I know flows through many a man's subconscious dialogue, even if we don't like to admit it. By bringing to the surface the seedy voice of a suffocating, domesticated, and selfish masculinity, Familiar - I think - will resonate with male viewers, even if we don't want to acknowledge it.

Familiar's gory climax, however, is a significant misstep. Familiar transitions from an engaging psychologically-driven and performance-heavy snippet of horror to a shocking sequence driven by blood and rubber special effects. Despite being created in part by Hamilton's own Carlos Henriques, the effects never manage to compliment the depth and profundity of the music, cinematography, and performances elsewhere in the short. Normally, I'm the kind of guy who can't wait to see the body horror and special effects makeup take to the limelight, but I was so engaged with Familiar that the short's body horror turn actually took me out of the story.

Check out Familiar on the festival circuit if you love dark, psychological dramas with a pulsating helping of body horror and practical special effects. Not for the squeamish, Familiar from Fatal Pictures manages to revolt physically as well as emotionally, and that makes it a true example of real Canadian horror.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Celebrate Canadian Horror at the BLOOD IN THE SNOW FILM FESTIVAL

Canada's not just our home and native land. It's also a country that generates some fucking twisted and awesome horror movies!



Go show your love for Canadian horror this week at the first-ever BLOOD IN THE SNOW Canadian Film Festival at Toronto's Projection Booth (1035 Gerrard St. East). Featuring Canadian-made horror films and shorts, the Blood in the Snow Film Festival launches November 30th.
 

Although the film festival is taking place in Toronto, Hamilton will be well-represented as the boys from Nictophobia Films bring their slasher homage DEVIL's NIGHT to the big screen on December 1st @ 9:00pm!



Devil's Night stars Danielle Harris in the story of a group of students throwing a Halloween party full of sex, booze, drugs, and rock and roll. On Devil's Night, things go horribly wrong when a masked killer with connection to a horrific accident the previous year turns up and starts picking off the kids one by one. Is it the psychotic pig farmer currently on the run from the police or someone even more sinister? This homage to 80's slasher films is directed by Christopher Harrison of Hamilton and also stars Shawn Roberts (A Little Bit Zombie, Resident Evil: Afterlife) and Boyd Banks (Silent Hill: Revelation 3D, Land of the Dead).


FULL FESTIVAL SCHEDULE

Friday, November 30th

7:00 p.m. "Sick" (World Premiere) - dir. Ryan M. Andrews
with the short film "The Post-Lifers" (Toronto Premiere) - dir. Greg Kovacs

9:30 p.m. “Beyond the Black Rainbow” - dir. Panos Cosmatos
with the short film “Roachfar” - dir. Steven Cerritos

Saturday, December 1st​

3:00 p.m. – “Fright Nights: Class of 2012”
Familiar, Melissa!, Doll Parts, Inside, The Devil Walks Among You + Cinemall

6:30 p.m. "In the House of Flies" (World Premiere) - dir. Gabriel Carrer
with shorts “The Stolen” (Toronto Premiere) - dir. Karen Lam & "Self Portrait" - dir. Jovanka Vuckovic

9:00 p.m. “Devil’s Night” (Toronto Theatrical Premiere) - dir. Christopher Harrison
with the short film “Red” (Toronto Premiere) - dir. Maude Michaud

11:45 p.m. “Famine” (Toronto Premiere) - dir. Ryan Nicholson
with the short film "Hellvetica" - dir. Kalen Artinian​

Sunday, December 2nd​​

7:00p.m. "Blood for Irina" (Canadian Premiere) - dir. Chris Alexander​
9:00p.m. Closing Night Cocktail and Awards Ceremony

Monday, November 26, 2012

CRITTERS (Review)

CRITTERS (1986)

review by AARON ALLEN

Directed by Stephen Herek

Starring Dee Wallace, M. Emmet Walsh and Billy Green Bush, and Scott Grimes
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Here's something that might surprise you. When Critters, one of the seminal "little monster" movies of the 1980s was originally released, it was released as PG-13. Yes, a movie about carnivorous, murderous alien hair balls got the same rating that Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 gets today.
  
But when you realize that PG-13 designation was a new rating classification and then compare Critters to the prior films that helped forge the PG-13 rating in 1984, it's quite clear that Critters and its sequels started out as more than a Gremlins ripoff - Critters certainly had more teeth!
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Star Date: 1986. Space. The cliched frontier. These are the adventures of the Krites: carnivorous alien fur balls with attitude. After their escape from an inter-stellar prison transport ship, the Krites are pursued by two shape-shifting alien bounty hunters hired to track them down. Their mission: find the Krites and blow them the fuck up. However, the Krites have escaped to Earth and are set to ravage the bucolic town of Grover's Bend and the unsuspecting Brown family who lives there with their ravenous hunger for warm flesh.

Now that's how you advertise a movie!
 Even after all these years where the little creature genre of monster movie has run itself into an extinction of self-parody, Critter remains an entertaining and suprisingly shocking sci-fi horror movie. I say its shocking in so far as it is certainly surprising. Critters, with its pint-sized terrors, is often and unfairly categorized as one of the many Gremlins rip-offs that sprang up in the mid-to-late eighties. These were low-budget films such as Ghoulies, Hobgoblins, Munchies, Troll, and Beasties in which the primary appeal was to see small puppet monsters who were vaguely wacky. Critters, however, belongs in a different league. For one, the Krites look pretty good. Designed by the Chiodo Brothers, the Krites obtained cult icon status despite being obvious puppets (or, in their rolled-up tribble form, prop balls being thrown into the frame). They had a certain kind of charisma and detail shit like Munchies could never touch. With their big red eyes and mouths full of rowed teeth, the Krites were certainly some of the better-designed puppet creatures of the 80's.

Look into my eyes....

On that same point, a significant portion of the film deals with outer space and aliens, so there's also some pretty decent attempts at alien makeup, model ship photography, and other special effects. The film itself is also surprisingly bloody for a PG-13 picture. It's by no means a gorefest, but the Krites chomp onto people and draw blood unlike in Gremlins where the majority of violence against people happens off-screen. In Critters, no one gets mutilated or visibly shredded, but the Krites are no pushovers either. Perhaps in an attempt to differentiate itself from Gremlins, Critters was mildly more savage (although they'd grow increasingly goofy as the series continued)

"Dude, I'm too high for this."

The other hallmark of 1980s creature features was nudity. Does Critters sex it up? Not at all. PG-13 does not make for very sexy film-making. In one sequence, April Brown (Nadine Van der Velde) and her new boyfriend Steve (a surprise appearance by Billy Zane in his second theatrical role) both go out to the barn for a little fully-clothed making out, but it's a fairly innocent scene and by no means intended to fog any windshields, if you know what I mean. I have it on good authority, however that Terrance Mann turns some people on. Mann plays the human form of Ug, the alien bounty hunter who takes on the image of an 80's rocker he sees on TV (also played by Mann). I don't see it, but maybe Ug floats your boat.

Tim Curry and Bon Jovi called; they want their EVERYTHING back

 Critters is pretty standard stuff in terms of film-making. Essentially, Critters is a lighthearted horror comedy that's played with a sense of fun. There is one neat sequence in which a destroyed house rebuilds itself that is quite visually interesting, but besides this and some mediocre alien effects, there's nothing particularly artful about the experience. Instead, the premise of carnivorous alien varmints in UFOs yields to its inherent silliness. While the Krites are more menacing than any of the other puppet monsters of the 80's, they also have their goofy moments.

"Phone this, bitch!"

The Krites are occasionally sub-titled. For example, one of the Krites comes upon an E.T. doll and asks, "Who are you?" before eating it. In another shot, one Krite exclaims, "Fuck!" after his buddy is blown up. Most of the actors play it straight, but both M. Emmet Walsh as Sheriff Harv and Don Keith Opper as Charlie, the UFO-seeing town drunk, bring some scene-chewing levity to the movie. Without these silly moments, quirky supporting characters, and the over-the-top actions of the Alien Bounty Hunters (whose one apparent strategy is to shoot tiny moving targets with gigantic cannons), Critters would be highly forgettable. Thankfully, it straddles that fine line and tells a satisfyingly fun alien monster story.

Critics may not have liked it. Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles may not have liked it. But this horror-reviewer will always consider Critters one of the best "little monster" movies of the 80's.


"Where do they come up with this stuff?"
A version of this review originally appeared on monsterchiller.blogspot.com

Fright Night Theatre presents: A CADAVER CHRISTMAS

Spike up your egg nog, throw on your ugly sweaters, and join Horror in the Hammer on December 16th for a holly-jolly night of holiday cheer, gore, and flesh-hungry cadavers when we screen A CADAVER CHRISTMAS, the grindhouse-style horror/comedy from director Joe Zerull.

Horror in the Hammer is proud to present the last Fright Night Theatre of 2012 (and if some are to be believed, the last Fright Night before the end of the world!). Returning to the big screen at The Staircase Cafe Theatre (27 Dundurn Street N.), we are bringing zombies to the Hammer for the holidays!




For just $10, get your ho-ho-ho-horror on with us and go home with some sweet door prizes. Our ever shiny Host will be on hand to award all you good little boils and ghouls with some sweet raffle prizes to boot! 

SYNOPSIS
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Lab, not a creature was stirring, except for the cadavers!

When a biology professor’s Christmas Eve experiment goes horribly awry, it’s up to the university’s janitor to mop up the mess...but dealing with the undead may be a job even the best janitor can’t keep under control

Armed with nothing but oddly effective holiday decorations, the janitor, a cop, the local bartender, and the town drunk must all work together to find the professor, re-kill the cadavers, and save the world...all by Christmas morning. And like every good Zombie Christmas movie, they also learn a little about friendship and the holiday spirit along the way.

Directed by Joe Zerull
Starring Daniel Rairdin-Hale, Hanlon Smith-Dorsey, Yosh Hayas, Ben Hopkins and Jessica Denney

*A CADAVER CHRISTMAS contains scenes of nudity and violence. Viewer discretion is advised*


http://cadaverchristmas.com/
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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Celebrate Indie Horror in the New Year with your 2013 HEROINE HORROR CALENDAR

Make sure you get your brand-new 2013 HEROINE HORROR CALENDAR from ArtGreen Productions and Horror in the Hammer to ring in the new year!


This 2013 art/photography calendar is available in an extremely limited run of just 100 numbered copies jam packed with beautiful heroines in horror delight! Creative direction and photography by Jennifer Emily of ArtGreen portrays various horror themed art spanning the media of comics, movies, legends and more!

BUY HERE

Themes include:

Nightmare on Elm Street
Apocalypse Now
Fiji Mermaid
Twin Peaks
Black Dahlia
DC Vertigo's Lucifer
and a dash of original concepts



High gloss cover, hand numbered copies and original layout design by Chris Holsey bring Horror in the Hammer a new year of fresh vision, sexy ladies, and new artwork.

Perfect gift for the horror genre fan, gamers and other creative minded individuals.

Pick up your calendar at the ArtGreen Productions ETSY shop!

 

Sunday, November 18, 2012

TODAY: See SNOW SHARK: ANCIENT SNOW BEAST

This is just a reminder that at 3:30pm at the Staircase Cafe Theatre, we are screening the new indie horror film Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast with a special guest appearance by the titular movie monster.


Come meet the Snow Shark live and in person. Get a free photo with the ancient snow beast or an autograph with one of Hollywood's up-and-coming movie monsters. We will also have copies of our most recent zine for sale, an indie horror mag packed with fun shit and interviews for only $2.00


RSVP on Facebook for Fright Night Theatre 

TICKETS: $10 at the door
TIME: Sunday, November 18th | 3:30pm
LOCATION: The Staircase Cafe Theatre (27 Dundurn St. North)

Thursday, November 15, 2012

BIO-COP (Review)

BIO-COP (2012)
[Short Film]

review by AARON ALLEN

Written and Directed by Steven Kostanski

Starring Robert Homer, Rick Cordeiro, Ray Strachan, and Adam Brooks
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Let's play the reviewer's favorite game:Whaddya-Get?

Whaddya-Get when you take the 1980's cop action drama and filter it through the pop-culture lens of Astron-6 as influenced by 80s gems like Robocop, Maniac-Cop, Action Jackson, and Cobra and then grind it up with generous helpings of The Toxic Avenger?

You get "BIO-COP," the newest short from the Astron-6 collective's writer/director/special-effects whiz Steven Kostanski (MANBORG). In "BIO-COP" -- a short film in the form of a VHS trailer -- a horrific biological accident turns a cop into a walking biohazard with a literal death wish and hunger for justice.


Director Kostanski cherry picks the cheesiest elements of 80's cop actioners (the badge-relinquishing confrontation with the police chief, the odd-couple buddy banter, the drug busts and scruffy street thugs) in an unexpectedly loving homage to the hey-day of goofy shoot'em ups. "BIO-COP" earns most of its laughs by de-glamourizing the super-cop archetype of the VHS era and making the titular hero a screaming, wailing, puking, life-cursing mess of unstable flesh in aviator glasses.

If you love cheesy 80s cop movies but drenched in buckets of bio-goo and slimy latex, you'll love Kostanski's "BIO-COP". Without presenting himself as above the material, Kostanski harvests the cheesy and goofy elements of the genre with clear fondness. It's just a damn shame that Astron-6's relationship with TROMA went sour and we'll probably never see Kostanski take on Toxie. But we'll always have "BIO-COP".

See BIO-COP screen with Kostanksi's feature-length indie epic MANBORG on Friday, November 16 at The Staircase Cafe Theatre. (7pm / $10).


Meet the Snow Shark at Horror in the Hammer's Fright Night Theatre

Horror in the Hammer is proud to announce that the titular monster of Sunday's Fright Night Theatre feature Snow Shark will be appearing live and in the flesh for a special guest appearance.


Come meet the Snow Shark live and in person. Get a free photo with the ancient snow beast or an autograph with one of Hollywood's up-and-coming movie monsters only at Horror in the Hammer's Fright Night Theatre screening of his break-out debut: Sam Qualiana's indie monster movie Snow Shark. RSVP on Facebook for Fright Night Theatre - Sunday, November 18th at the Staircase Cafe Theatre (27 Dundurn St. North)

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Be a Hero: See MANBORG in Hamilton (Nov 16)

Half-man, half-cyborg, pure entertainment: MANBORG


Hamilton horror and cult fans, get ready for MANBORG, the new indie homage to the cheesy sci-fi / action films of the VHS generation from Astron-6 (Father's Day)

Trailer


Our good friend Dave Pace of Fangoria is hosting as screening of Manborg and the new Astron-6 short "Bio-Cop" in Hamilton for one-night only with director Steven Kostanski in attendance. You do not want to miss this unique celebration of cult cinema right here in the Hammer. RSVP on Facebook today! 

Synopsis

Half-man, half-cyborg: Manborg. Killed while battling the forces of hell, a supersoldier is brought back from the dead in order to fight an army of Nazi vampires and demons led by the nefarious Count Draculon. Cue kung-fu killing, stop-motion monster battles, hoverbikes, robots, demons and a character named Doctor Scorpius.

From Z-grade director/FX whiz Steven Kostanski (
Lazer Ghosts 2: Return to Laser Cove) comes Manborg, an unashamed and utterly unexplainable paean to the world of zero-budget, VHS-only 80s horror sci-fi. Ridiculous, chaotic and filled with pretty much every single schlock culture reference point you'd care to name, Manborg is the cult film to end all cult films. 

DATE:   Friday, November 16th
TIME:   7:00pm
TICKETS:   $10
LOCATION:   The Staircase Theatre (27 Dundurn St. North, Hamilton, ON)

Don't forget to return to the Staircase Theatre on Sunday, November 18th for more indie cinema when Horror in the Hammer's Fright Night Theatre screens Snow Shark. Let's keep support for indie genre and cult cinema alive in Hamilton!

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Snow Shark to Attack Hamilton's Fright Night Theatre (Nov 18th)

Just when you thought it was safe to put on your snow shoes, FRIGHT NIGHT THEATRE returns for another month of indie horror.


It's snow joke! On November 18th, the monster-movie cheese is on ice as Horror in the Hammer screens SNOW SHARK: ANCIENT SNOW BEAST, the new indie monster movie from writer/director/star Sam Qualiana (Winner: Buffalo Screamfest's Filmmaker to Watch Award) 

SYNOPSIS:

12 years ago during a scientific expedition, three animal biologists stumble upon a great discovery that ends in tragedy. Now something out in the snow is killing people again, and the legend of the Ancient Snow Beast could prove to be more than just a legend.

Snow Shark joins a long list of B-movie shark attacks like Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus and Sharktopus to swim across the Fright Night screen. This time, however, the horror is chilled, not wet, as Sam Qualiana's Snow Shark swims into the hammer, paying homage to the cheapn'clunky b-movies of filmmakers like Don Dohler and Roger Corman that came before it.



SCREENING DETAILS

DATE: November 18th, 2012

LOCATION: 
The Staircase Theatre 
27 Dundurn St. North
Hamilton, ON

ADMISSION: only $10.00
(available at the door)

Box Office Opens at 3:30 PM
Film Starts: 4:05 PM

Check your snow cones and get yourself a bigger snow blower, because SNOW SHARK is coming for you!

For more details, join our event page on FACEBOOK

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

WARLOCK (Review)

WARLOCK (1989)

review by AARON ALLEN

Directed by Steve Miner

Starring Julian Sands, Lori Singer and Richard E. Grant
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Back in 2011 while Harry Potter fever was gripping video stores upon the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part I, I decided to turn my attention to a different tale of witchcraft and wizardry: Warlock.

Released in 1989, Warlock was a film I never had much opportunity to see as a kid although my friends who rented it used to talk about it at school. 22 years later, I finally delved into Warlock courtesy of the bewitching magic that is Netflix. After all this time, has Warlock's magic waned? Did it have any to begin with?

I'm so pretty, oh so pretty...
In the 17th century, an evil Warlock (Julian Sands) is sentenced to death. Before the expert witch-hunter Giles Redferne (Richard E. Grant) can carry out the sentence, however, the Warlock opens a rift in time and space that transports them to Los Angeles in the late 1980s. Clearly, the late 1980s must have been a very backwards time for fashion when you stop to realize that the Warlock's dress and behaviour raise so few suspicions in 1989 despite the fact that he literally crashes through someone's window. Surrounded by other 80's hipsters, the Warlock's ponytail, shoeless feet, and black frock seem ultra-modern. It's even hard to distinguish the Warlock from other late 80's yuppies. Both are arrogant, pretentious, and self-serving, but whereas 80's yuppies might be violent while on a coke bender, the Warlock is wicked by definition: he lives to curse and kill people who get in his way. His satanic mission: locate the separated pages of the Grand Grimoire, an evil book that contains the true name of God. If spoken in reverse, the name of God will reverse all of creation. It's up to ditzy Kassandra with a 'k' (Lori Singer) and time-displaced witch-hunter Redferne to stop him. What begins as a promising supernatural thriller devolves into a dumb road movie full of lifeless time travel jokes and a story that is more interested in developing a lame-duck romance than any kind of horror.
Warlock say, "Why put soup in a bowl when you can eat it right out of the can?"
In terms of violence, which I always recall my friends describing, the Warlock manages to do his fair share of damage. Basically, the Warlock is a dick: he'll kill you just for the fun of it. Some tongues are ripped out and some eyeballs are plucked, but all the extreme violence (the killing of a child) happens off screen. Most of the time Sands is on screen as the Warlock he's not terribly scary. Prissy and hammy, the Warlock starts to lose credibility the moment he floats through the air like Peter Pan and is twarted by a weather vane. The mild horror he wrought is essentially negated. Something tells me he's not Hogwart's material.

The Warlock only has eyes for you
In additon, the time travel angle makes Warlock insufferably cheesy.  The movie spends way too much time trying to develop an awkward love connection between Kassandra and the hairy-vested Redferne. He's a fish out of water in the modern world, but hilarity certainly does not ensue when the script tries to turn Kassandra from a self-absorbed and annoying airhead into a viable love interest for Redferne by making her bond with him over his bewilderment at modern technology. These scenes completely drag and essentially killed this movie for me.

The Past and Future of Fashion Crime
On top of this flat romance, Redferne isn't much of a character: he spends most of the film simply explaining a number of silly old-world rules about witches and warlocks with which to fight Julian Sands. On the one hand, it's neat that the film abides by (and surely invents) some archaic beliefs about witches (such as that milk curdles in their presence). This gives Redferne plenty of avenues for tracking the Warlock. On the other hand, these same rules also make the Warlock vulnerable to a silly degree. No matter how strong he becomes, he's extremely vulnerable to salt. Just plain old salt. Dump a bucket of tears on him. Push him into the ocean. Trick him into eating french fries at McDonald's. All this will kill him. How scary or impressive can a villain be when the very powers of Satan he wields can be bested by one of the most common of all food seasonings?



For a movie about a killer man-witch, Warlock is insufferably dull. If not for the somewhat quirky witchcraft rules and the mildly amusing violence that follows in the Warlock's path, Warlock would be a complete pass. As it stands, however, the Warlock could stand to take a seriously harsh lesson from Voldemort in what it means to be a real badass magic man.

A version of this review originally appeared on monsterchiller.blogspot.com
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